Omg my friend hates me now….. This is great

So, my friend got a job.. At a fucking candy store! So naturally, I whent to his place of work to harass him. Because we hang out every day. I wasn’t about to let his job ruin that. And when I got there, I realized..This place is full of small children. I love scaring small children. So I when behind kids sayin creepy things like “Yes, my child. Eat the red candy” And “Where’s your mother? You’re a long way from home, boy.” Then I’d sniff the customers at the checkout. He was trying so hard not to laugh. It was fun. But i’m not allowed there unless I buy something now.