Some things girls do that piss me off:

1)If you expect a guy to fix your car, take out the trash, and other things of that sort, then if he asks you to make him a sandwitch… Fucking do it. If you fix your own damn car, then you can tell him yo fuck off an make his own sandwitch. It’s called teamwork. And helping echother. Don’t get all irrational and think i’m saying a womans duties are in the kitchen.. I come from a family where both parents work, and both parents cook/clean. So shut the fuck up and make a sandwitch. 2) If you think a picture of you is “ugly” keep it the fuck off facebook. Quit fishing for compliments. End of story. 3) If a guy or even a girl says you look good, take the fucking compliment. Even if you don’t agree, take the damn compliment. 4) Don’t pretend to be stupid so guys will like you. Most guys I know hate stupid girls. There’s no shame in being smart. But don’t pretend you’re too smart to associate yourself with common people. You’re not Sherlock Holmes. 4) If you don’t want people looking at you ass, don’t wear tight jeans. 5) You don’t need to put on a clusterfuck of makeup. Nothing is nastier than a bitch who looks like she dumped a fucking bucket of makeup on her face. 6) Quit dyeing your hair every month. You’re frying your fucking hair. You’ll go bald. And I’ll be laughing. And I will take every opertunity to rip your cheap wig off in public.